Drinking, swimming and sighing (selected writers)

As for drinking, I always stay at a respectful distance, because I really don’t know how to drink. Unfortunately, there are always people who mistakenly think that I have a good drinking capacity, but I am too rational to hide my knowledge without drinking, this is why I have suffered from ridicule. Fortunately, I seldom have the chance to drink. At best, I meet four or five times a year. I can always cope with it with my scalp. But every time I read about drinking scenes, I always feel uneasy and ashamed. As we all know, drinking pays attention to the atmosphere, whether to drink or not is a matter of attitude, and drinking more or less is a matter of drinking capacity. No one can get rid of the relationship between old friends and new acquaintances, business contacts, leaders entertaining subordinates, promotion, housewarming, admission, marriage and so on. Deep feelings, stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick, drink, close the distance, enhance the atmosphere, deepen understanding, enhance friendship, you pour me drink, do you respect me. The glasses are all different from each other. There is no need to cover your words. Open your heart and open your belly. What a hot scene! People who don’t know how to drink can hardly blend in this warm atmosphere, because they don’t dare to drink, and they don’t have the courage to toast. They can only be a loyal spectator and audience, low-key and lonely. Seeing others coming over with a wine glass and a bottle, they began to play drums in their heart. When they toasted, they didn’t drink or drink, but they felt disrespectful and worried, so they stood up in a panic and raised a glass to greet each other, they said that they raised their hips and drank another two cups. Because they were nervous, they made a mistake and naturally fined three cups of wine. Immediately, my face turned red, my heart beat faster, my brain was dizzy, and then I began to feel nausea, so I had to rush to the bathroom to seek relaxation. At that time, my face turned pale, my headache was splitting, and I was shaking when walking. Others felt worried when seeing it, and I felt timid. Watching others pushing a cup and holding a cup, they drank leisurely and comfortably, toasting, persuading and drinking, talking and laughing with extraordinary temperament, only worshiping in their hearts, sighing that they were not blessed and suffering. It is said that drinking can be divided into three types, namely enjoyment type, endurance type and pain type. Some people say that drinking capacity depends on exercise, and pain type can be transformed into enjoyment type, but I feel bitter beer, fierce yellow wine, white wine is spicy, how can I learn to hold such a fear of difficulties? When I was engaged in international freight business in those years, my boss saw that I was hard-working and steadfast, but I was too shy and lacked courage. He intended to provide me with opportunities to exercise and take me to meetings, business trips, business talks, etc, one of the requirements is to learn to drink, because he believes it is necessary for work. I remember at that time, the boss stipulated that I had to touch wine (not beer, at least yellow wine), and the amount of wine increased day by day. In order to prevent cheating, he personally supervised the battle and stared at me to empty the wine in the glass, often my colleagues checked out and left the table first. Under the supervision of the boss, I was still fighting for wine with a bitter face. It was useless for me to say good words, and I didn’t pay any attention to my apology. I felt anxious and angry in my heart. At that time, when he was blind, I poured most of the glass of wine into the soup and stirred it for a few times, quietly drinking. The boss looked back, looked at the dry ground and the bowl in front of him doubtfully, and asked: Did you really drink it? I nodded, and he smiled happily: OK, the capacity of drinking has improved a lot, and I will add it tomorrow! When I just played a little smart, I was secretly proud of myself. Hearing these words, I couldn’t help complaining again and again, so I had to tell him the truth. The boss sighed: Alas, you are still timid. It seems that you are not the material for drinking! In the future, I will regret it. The boss didn’t force him to drink any more, so I am very grateful for his tolerance. However, his prediction had already been proved that he didn’t know how to drink, which really made people lament and disappointed in quite a few occasions. But what could he do? When I went to work in the company, it was inevitable to have a banquet. Every time I could run away, I would run away (once I was arrested by the leader in the canteen of the company for several times, who asked you to hide here for dinner? Accompany guests! ), it’s my luck to escape, but it’s bad luck to escape; If you can hide, then you can hide. If the leader can’t find me, there will be no way. It’s a big deal to accept severe criticism afterwards (we are also thick, it doesn’t matter), even if the bonus is deducted (the leader can’t deduct our bonus for this reason?), Hey Hey. It has nothing to do with me anyway, whether drinking is wrong or not. Every time I go out with the leader, I like to listen to the words of LiuGong (senior workers in the unit): just don’t drink, let them go. They are wine glasses and we are rice buckets. It is the most cost-effective to choose dishes by yourself. Of course, sometimes there is no way. If you really want to appear on the stage, ask your leader for Mercy first. The leader can’t bear to torture you. So, come and pour white wine, ooze half a glass of Sprite (or cola ooze yellow wine) and toast to the leader of the opposite side. Let’s say a few words of social engagement, and always make peace, do it first, ah. Each other natural penetrative, just know you wine blind a due to etiquette should not expose, is muddled through somehow, smiling. At that time, the finance minister of the same trade, like me, also deceived others by this. But she was probably too proud that time. She didn’t know to accept it as soon as she saw it. Someone instigated her and unexpectedly went to toast for the second time. It looks good now, does he have the reason to be cheated again? She proposed to change a cup to drink. God, she couldn’t hold it after drinking a cup of authentic white wine. As a result, I threw up in a mess in the car I came back, smelly and disgusting, which made me serve as her escort for a long time. Alas, why bother? Knew not, why go? Besides, I really want my female compatriots to drink and make a fool of themselves. After all, there are few people, right? Ha ha, wine is a play, and several people are happy and several people are sad. Dinner is pleasant, drinking is happy, but only in front of informed friends, can we completely relax, do not bother about drinking, and grasp at will, that feeling is very good. I am looking forward to that kind of atmosphere. I don’t insist on encouraging wine. The host will decide freely and enjoy myself. Alas, I don’t know how to drink and lack confidence. I feel boring and helpless. I never thought that it was just like the spring breeze in the night. Drunk driving became a mouse that everyone shouted and beat, and the punishment was severe. Drinking was far away from many people’s lives, and some drinkers had to refuse drinking consciously, it was really a good news that Du Kang was less than more drinks in the banquet. People who didn’t know how to drink added a sense of calm, which was really good. Ha, this is a beautiful thing that we and others want. Thank you for banning drunk driving! (Shaoxing, Zhejiang: Ding Chunhua) prose online signing: net name Qiushi, QQ number is 553711356

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